Procrastination Ponderers Gifts

"I'll never finish all this work!"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Travelogue

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

In, Out, Shake it all about

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

The four housemen of procrastination

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines