Procrastinator Ponderer Gifts

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"When I said you're doing a hell of a job, Krueger, I didn't mean it as a compliment!"

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."