Planner Procrastinator Gifts

'You dropped your day planner.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

The Forever Stamp

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Working from home to-do list.

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

The Procrastinatorium.

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Bummer Time Streaming

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

"How about fashionably never?"

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.