Workplace Procrastinator Gifts

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Serious Putty

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

The Forever Stamp

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Working from home to-do list.

Studying and technology

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

The Procrastinatorium.

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'