Chronic Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a gift for your favorite chronic procrastinator? Our collection features witty and charming products that humorously acknowledge their relaxed approach to deadlines. Whether they’re a master of delay or just creatively pacing, these gifts help celebrate their unique rhythm. From humorous mugs to playful prints, find something that makes them smile and reminds them that a little procrastination is just part of their creative process.

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Procrastinators anonymous meeting postponed

Procrastinators anonymous meeting postponed mockup

Procrastinators anonymous meeting postponed

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'I let my mind wander ... I don't think it's coming back.'

'I let my mind wander ... I don't think it's coming back.' mockup

'I let my mind wander ... I don't think it's coming back.'

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"Overcoming tardiness is overdue." mockup

"Overcoming tardiness is overdue."

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"Help! Save us, procrastination man!" mockup

"Help! Save us, procrastination man!"

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"You're too late, again Procrastination Man."

"You're too late, again Procrastination Man." mockup

"You're too late, again Procrastination Man."

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"How about fashionably never?"

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"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head." mockup

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

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Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.' mockup

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

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Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day. mockup

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine. mockup

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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The Forever Stamp

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?" mockup

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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Working from home to-do list.

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'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.' mockup

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Al, The Go-From Guy

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy." mockup

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

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The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere. mockup

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.' mockup

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are." mockup

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!" mockup

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

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The Procrastinatorium.

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'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.' mockup

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

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Chronic Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Chronic Procrastinator Mugs

Love these witty designs? Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate procrastinators with humor and style.

Chronic Procrastinator Pillows

Find the perfect relaxed vibe with our playful pillows, ideal for cozy spaces and procrastination champions.

Chronic Procrastinator Prints

Add some humor to their decor with our witty prints celebrating the art of delay and procrastination.

Chronic Procrastinator T-Shirts

Looking for procrastination-inspired apparel? Check out our t-shirts that humorously showcase the creative delay lifestyle.