Perpetual Procrastinators Gifts

"Done at last. Are you ready to head out?"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

The Forever Stamp

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"How about fashionably never?"

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

To do list

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Yeti/Not Yeti