Perpetual Procrastinators Prints

"Done at last. Are you ready to head out?"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

The Forever Stamp

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Procrastinators Incorporated

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

Holiday Shopping for Guys

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

"How about fashionably never?"

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

To do list

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Why are you texting instead of working?

"He should be there by now. He left for work an hour ago."