Punctual Procrastinators Gifts

Bill. I made the mistake of paying my procrastinators club membership renewal on time --- I was penalized an early fee.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

The Forever Stamp

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Procrastinators Incorporated

Working from home to-do list.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

The Procrastinatorium.

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

"How about fashionably never?"

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

Bummer Time Streaming

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Yeti/Not Yeti

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

'Don't strain yourself, make two trips.'

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

'The trouble with the future is that it keeps getting closer and closer.'

"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"