Punctuality Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who’s both punctual and a master of procrastination? Our collection highlights the amusing contrast with witty designs on everyday essentials. Perfect for those who struggle to be on time but always aim to finish things just in time. Whether they’re trying to improve their habits or embracing their unique rhythm, our products reflect their charming inconsistency. Gift priorities? Practical, humorous, and thoughtfully crafted, they’ll bring a smile every time.

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The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

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'Don't blame me - if you opened later I'd be here on time!'

'Don't blame me - if you opened later I'd be here on time!' mockup

'Don't blame me - if you opened later I'd be here on time!'

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Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time. mockup

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

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"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time." mockup

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

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"The time management consultant rang to say he's running late!"

"The time management consultant rang to say he's running late!" mockup

"The time management consultant rang to say he's running late!"

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'It's your fault, Doctor Hayden, you warned me not to be late for work again.'

'It's your fault, Doctor Hayden, you warned me not to be late for work again.' mockup

'It's your fault, Doctor Hayden, you warned me not to be late for work again.'

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'I don't like touching door handles. . . I had to wait for people to tailgate through every door.'

'I don't like touching door handles. . . I had to wait for people to tailgate through every door.' mockup

'I don't like touching door handles. . . I had to wait for people to tailgate through every door.'

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The Dawn of Civilization.

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"I was late for work because I was busy reading the internet's Top 10 Excuses For Being Late For Work."

"I was late for work because I was busy reading the internet's Top 10 Excuses For Being Late For Work." mockup

"I was late for work because I was busy reading the internet's Top 10 Excuses For Being Late For Work."

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Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'. mockup

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

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"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?" mockup

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine. mockup

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...' mockup

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

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"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working." mockup

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.' mockup

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

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In, Out, Shake it all about

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The Forever Stamp

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Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head mockup

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

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'Am I the first one here?'

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"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts." mockup

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

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"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student." mockup

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

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'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.' mockup

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!" mockup

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

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Working from home to-do list.

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'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!' mockup

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time. mockup

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

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Punctuality Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Punctuality Procrastinator Mugs

Discover a range of mugs that perfectly capture the fun side of punctuality procrastinators. Ideal for humorous mornings and lively conversations.

Punctuality Procrastinator Pillows

Find pillows that bring humor and comfort together, celebrating the charming procrastinator who’s always fashionably late.

Punctuality Procrastinator Prints

Decorate their space with prints that humorously depict the paradox of punctuality and procrastination, adding personality to any room.

Punctuality Procrastinator T-Shirts

Explore T-shirts that playfully flaunt the quirks of being punctual yet procrastinating—great for casual outings and expressing their unique personality.