Punctuality Procrastinator Pillows

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'Don't blame me - if you opened later I'd be here on time!'

Fred never wastes time changing clocks to & from Daylight Saving Time.

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"The time management consultant rang to say he's running late!"

'It's your fault, Doctor Hayden, you warned me not to be late for work again.'

'I don't like touching door handles. . . I had to wait for people to tailgate through every door.'

The Dawn of Civilization.

"I was late for work because I was busy reading the internet's Top 10 Excuses For Being Late For Work."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The Forever Stamp

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'Am I the first one here?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Working from home to-do list.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.