Punctual Procrastinators Pillows

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

The Forever Stamp

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Working from home to-do list.

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

The Procrastinatorium.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

Bummer Time Streaming

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

"How about fashionably never?"

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

Yeti/Not Yeti

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

'Don't strain yourself, make two trips.'

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

'The trouble with the future is that it keeps getting closer and closer.'