Procrastinators At Heart Pillows

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'I hate Mondays.'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Procrastinators Incorporated

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"I think I see the problem."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"I'm your exit strategy."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."