Perennial Procrastinators Gifts

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Travelogue

The Forever Stamp

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

"How about fashionably never?"

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

Yeti/Not Yeti

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

To do list

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

'Don't strain yourself, make two trips.'

'I stopped working hours ago, this is pure inertia, baby.'

"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

Procrastinator's Leap

'I have 3 minutes to find a Valentines card or I'm a dead man.'