Perennial Procrastinators Mugs

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Travelogue

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The Forever Stamp

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Procrastinators Incorporated

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"How about fashionably never?"

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

Yeti/Not Yeti

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

To do list

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

'Don't strain yourself, make two trips.'

'I stopped working hours ago, this is pure inertia, baby.'

"I'm not either goofing off! - I'm doing a thought experiment!"

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

Another sound reason for sleeping late.

Procrastinator's Leap