Chronic Procrastinator Pillows

Procrastinators anonymous meeting postponed

'I let my mind wander ... I don't think it's coming back.'

"Overcoming tardiness is overdue."

"Help! Save us, procrastination man!"

"You're too late, again Procrastination Man."

"How about fashionably never?"

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

"I find a good way to avoid stress is to close the curtains, climb into bed, and pull the covers over my head."

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

The Forever Stamp

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Working from home to-do list.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.