Perennial Procrastinator Pillows

Procrastinator's Leap

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Travelogue

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The Forever Stamp

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Working from home to-do list.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Al, The Go-From Guy

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

The Procrastinatorium.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!