Serial Procrastinator Pillows

"Finally, something I know I'll finish."

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

'Son, never be afraid to try new things. Like working.'

"Your desk is in here now. After all, it's where you spend most of the working day!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Travelogue

Serious Putty

The Forever Stamp

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Working from home to-do list.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

The Procrastinatorium.

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Bummer Time Streaming

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.