Dedicated Procrastinator Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort to their space with pillows that embrace the laid-back lifestyle of the dedicated procrastinator—funny, cozy, and genuinely relatable.

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"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again." mockup

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

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Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'. mockup

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

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"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!" mockup

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine. mockup

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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Travelogue

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"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working." mockup

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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In, Out, Shake it all about

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The Forever Stamp

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'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.' mockup

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

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'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.' mockup

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student." mockup

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

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'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.' mockup

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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Working from home to-do list.

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time. mockup

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

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Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation. mockup

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

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'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...' mockup

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

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Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'. mockup

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.' mockup

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.' mockup

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

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"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy." mockup

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

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"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!" mockup

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

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Dedicated Procrastinator Pillows Collection

Dedicated Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the dedicated procrastinator—witty, humorous designs that make every coffee break a little more fun.

Dedicated Procrastinator Prints

Browse prints that humorously highlight the art of delaying—an ideal way to add a witty touch to their favorite spaces.

Dedicated Procrastinator T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the procrastination lifestyle—comfortable, funny, and great for casual days or lazy weekends.