Seasoned Procrastinator Pillows

Rites of Spring: Rebirth/Rejuvenation/Realizing you haven't started your taxes.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Travelogue

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Working from home to-do list.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

The Procrastinatorium.