Faithful Procrastinator Pillows

Jesus is coming. Look busy.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Travelogue

Serious Putty

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

The Forever Stamp

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Working from home to-do list.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"I think I see the problem."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

The Procrastinatorium.