Faithful Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the personality of a faithful procrastinator? Our collection blends humor and heart, perfect for those who love to take their time but always get there in style. Whether it’s a funny mug, a comfy pillow, or a quirky print, these gifts honor the creative spirit of procrastination with wit and warmth. Ideal for anyone who enjoys a relaxed approach and a good laugh in equal measure.

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Jesus is coming. Look busy.

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Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'. mockup

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

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"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!" mockup

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

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"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty" mockup

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine. mockup

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

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"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working." mockup

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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Travelogue

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Serious Putty

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'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.' mockup

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

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In, Out, Shake it all about

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The Forever Stamp

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'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.' mockup

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

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"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies." mockup

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

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"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student." mockup

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

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Working from home to-do list.

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'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.' mockup

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

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Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time. mockup

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

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'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...' mockup

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

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Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'. mockup

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

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Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation. mockup

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

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'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.' mockup

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

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"I think I see the problem."

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"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!" mockup

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

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"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week." mockup

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

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A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray mockup

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

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"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!" mockup

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

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'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.' mockup

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

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Zen and the Art of Procrastination. mockup

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

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"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy." mockup

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

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The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere. mockup

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

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'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.' mockup

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

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The Procrastinatorium.

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Faithful Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Faithful Procrastinator Mugs

Browse our selection of mugs featuring witty slogans perfect for the faithful procrastinator’s morning coffee or tea.

Faithful Procrastinator Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that honor their cheerful procrastination, adding comfort and humor to any lounge or bedroom.

Faithful Procrastinator Prints

Decorate with prints that playfully acknowledge their laid-back, creative nature and make any space feel relaxed and fun.

Faithful Procrastinator T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts that celebrate the creative spirit of procrastination with stylish designs everyone will love.