After fifteen minutes of inactivity, Ed's operating system automatically returns him to sleep mode.
Procrastination Planner Gifts
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Things to do when hell freezes over...
"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."
"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."
'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'
Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance
"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."
"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."
"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"
"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."
"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."
"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."
'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'
"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"
"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."
"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
Travelogue
"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."
"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."
Is plagiarism the same as value adding?
"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."
"I think I see your deadline approaching."
How lazy people decide what to eat
Chairmen of the Bored
"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."
"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"
"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."
In, Out, Shake it all about
Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?
"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."
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