Procrastination Planner Mugs

After fifteen minutes of inactivity, Ed's operating system automatically returns him to sleep mode.

Things to do when hell freezes over...

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Travelogue

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

In, Out, Shake it all about

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Chairmen of the Bored