Procrastinating Mugs

Looking for a caffeine-fueled nod to procrastination? Our mugs feature witty sayings and playful cartoons that celebrate those lazy moments—great for anyone who might be putting things off a little too often.

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'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...' mockup

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

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"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes." mockup

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

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"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t" mockup

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

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Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'. mockup

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

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"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow." mockup

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

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"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

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"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles." mockup

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

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"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string." mockup

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

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'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.' mockup

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

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Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance mockup

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

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"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things." mockup

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time." mockup

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years." mockup

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

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"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!" mockup

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

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