Procrastinating Pillows

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'I hate Mondays.'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Travelogue

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

Indecision and Outrage Trays

How lazy people decide what to eat

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Chairmen of the Bored