Procrastination Princeling Pillows

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Travelogue

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

Chairmen of the Bored

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."