Procrastination Wizard Gifts

Looking for gifts that speak to your procrastination wizard? Our collection features witty and creative items from mugs to prints that beautifully capture the charm of juggling delays with flair. Perfect for those who love to embrace their laid-back, master-of-procrastination side and want to add a humorous touch to their space or wardrobe. Whether you’re shopping for an office buddy or a friend who’s always delaying, these gifts bring a fun, light-hearted vibe for every procrastination expert.

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"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists." mockup

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

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"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?" mockup

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

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"Crud! I gotta go! Dad wanted me home by 4:30! I'll never make it if I don't start now!"

"Crud! I gotta go! Dad wanted me home by 4:30! I'll never make it if I don't start now!" mockup

"Crud! I gotta go! Dad wanted me home by 4:30! I'll never make it if I don't start now!"

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Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'. mockup

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

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"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow." mockup

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

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"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

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"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string." mockup

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time." mockup

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...' mockup

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

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"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms." mockup

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

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"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture." mockup

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

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"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working." mockup

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

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"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work." mockup

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

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"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow." mockup

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

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Is plagiarism the same as value adding? mockup

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

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Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

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'I think it has reached critical mass.' mockup

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

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"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"I think I see your deadline approaching." mockup

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

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How lazy people decide what to eat mockup

How lazy people decide what to eat

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Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson? mockup

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

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In, Out, Shake it all about

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Chairmen of the Bored

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'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.' mockup

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

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The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing. mockup

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

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"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..." mockup

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

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"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline." mockup

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

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'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.' mockup

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

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'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

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How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever mockup

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

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"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda." mockup

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

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"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters." mockup

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

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"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day." mockup

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

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Inactive wear store.

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"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student." mockup

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

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Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time. mockup

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

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Procrastination Wizard Gifts Collection

Procrastination Wizard Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate procrastination wizards. Perfect for adding humor to your coffee breaks.

Procrastination Wizard Pillows

Get cozy with pillows that humorously honor the procrastination lifestyle—ideal for lounges and bedrooms.

Procrastination Wizard Prints

Brighten your walls with prints that celebrate the charm of procrastination wizards—fun, colorful, and full of wit.

Procrastination Wizard T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase the witty side of procrastination wizards—comfortable, fun, and stylish.