Procrastination Wizard Prints

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"Crud! I gotta go! Dad wanted me home by 4:30! I'll never make it if I don't start now!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

In, Out, Shake it all about

Chairmen of the Bored

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

Inactive wear store.

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.