Procrastination Wizard Prints

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"Crud! I gotta go! Dad wanted me home by 4:30! I'll never make it if I don't start now!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

Chairmen of the Bored

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."