"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"
Procrastinating Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the charmingly delayed wisdom of a procrastinating philosopher? Our curated selection of products celebrates their thoughtful delays with clever, witty designs that inspire humor and introspection. Whether they’re pondering deeply or just enjoying a well-earned break, our items are perfect to remind them that even philosophers need a little time to think—preferably at their own pace. Explore our collection for funny mugs, tees, pillows, and prints designed to match their creative, relaxed spirit and love of delayed enlightenment.
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.
"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."
"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"
'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'
Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.
"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."
"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."
"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."
"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."
"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."
"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."
"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."
"I think I see your deadline approaching."
In, Out, Shake it all about
"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"
'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'
"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."
The Graveyard of Past Deadlines
"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."
How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever
"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."
"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."
"What does procrastination mean?"
"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."
",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"
Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.
A Visit From The Procrastination Muse
This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.
"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."
Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.
'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'
Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.
'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'
Procrastinating Philosopher Gifts Collection
Procrastinating Philosopher Mugs
Explore more clever mugs that celebrate procrastinating philosophers—add a humorous touch to their daily routine.
Procrastinating Philosopher Pillows
Find fun pillows that bring humor and comfort to their thinking space—ideal for the laid-back philosopher.
Procrastinating Philosopher Prints
Decorate their space with prints that showcase the humor and wisdom of procrastinating thinkers—perfect for the creative soul.
Procrastinating Philosopher T-Shirts
Discover a range of witty T-shirts perfect for philosophers who love taking their time—blend humor and intellect effortlessly.