Procrastinating Philosopher Pillows

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"What does procrastination mean?"

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'