Time-wasting Philosopher Pillows

"Glad I'm not self employed, I've wasted the entire day."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Can that be right?"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Snail Coach

Childhood Screen Addict

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

Children's games and technology

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

Bummer Time Streaming

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"You seem very remote."

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

"I forgot to call in dead."

First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell.