Spending Philosopher Pillows

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Only One Item or Fewer.

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Financial Eyesight

Right now my brother Al is paying a psychiatrist a hundred bucks an hour to hear his troubles, while I'm drinking beer and telling you mine at happy hour prices. Obviously, Al IS the crazy one.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Holiday Shopping for Guys

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

Pollution and money

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

'Ooops, wrong door!'

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

"I know it's not an antique but it will be when I've finished paying for it."

I used to live payday to payday, now I live payday to three days till payday.

'I'm not paying $200 per hour for therapy, so you must be the one who's nuts.'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

Your Flexible Fiend.

Very sad piggy bank

"Diversification doesn't mean hiding the money under the mattress, the sofa and 2 chairs!"

"Why are you typing your own letters?"

Politicians and Budget Cuts.