Spending Philosopher Gifts

If you know someone who loves deep thinking and philosophical musings, our collection offers clever gifts that combine humor and insight. Perfect for sparking conversations and inspiring reflection, these items are tailored for those who relish pondering life's mysteries and sharing ideas with a witty twist. Whether they’re a casual thinker or a serious philosopher, find something special that matches their love for contemplation and creative curiosity.

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'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

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'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!' mockup

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

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Financial Eyesight

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'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?' mockup

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

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'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.'' mockup

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

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"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist." mockup

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

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"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?" mockup

"Well, if there is life on Mars, how come they haven't asked us for money?"

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Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it. mockup

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

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'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!' mockup

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

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'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.' mockup

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

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"Oh look Harold, a flower shop!"

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'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.' mockup

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

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"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money." mockup

"I want to tell her I love her and let her know I'm careful with money."

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Pollution and money

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If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want! mockup

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

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"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'" mockup

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

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'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.' mockup

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

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When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK mockup

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

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'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'

'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?' mockup

'We'd love to pay staff more, but there's just no money! But you've got dozens of empty posts, why can't you use the money saved to pay better rates?'

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