Time-wasting Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your favorite time-wasting philosopher? Our collection combines humor with thoughtful design, ideal for thinkers, daydreamers, and anyone who relishes pondering life's mysteries. Whether they love to muse over coffee mugs, relax on comfy pillows, or show off their philosopher's flair on T-shirts and art prints, you'll find something that tickles their fancy. These products are perfect for sparking smiles and thoughtful conversations alike.

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"Glad I'm not self employed, I've wasted the entire day."

"Glad I'm not self employed, I've wasted the entire day." mockup

"Glad I'm not self employed, I've wasted the entire day."

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"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..." mockup

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

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"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They communicate through clicks and taps." mockup

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

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'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.' mockup

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

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"Can that be right?"

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"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..." mockup

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

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"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K." mockup

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

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'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

'I thought time was supposed to be money!' mockup

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

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"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!" mockup

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

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Snail Coach

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Childhood Screen Addict

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"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock." mockup

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

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'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?' mockup

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

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Children's games and technology

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'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?' mockup

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

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Bummer Time Streaming

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"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard." mockup

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

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"You seem very remote."

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'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.' mockup

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

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"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly." mockup

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

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"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television." mockup

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

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Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.' mockup

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

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"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone." mockup

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

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The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember. mockup

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

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Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below. mockup

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

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"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home." mockup

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

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Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1' mockup

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

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"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..." mockup

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

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'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.' mockup

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

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'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?' mockup

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

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I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place. mockup

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

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"I forgot to call in dead."

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First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell.

First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell. mockup

First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell.

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Time-wasting Philosopher Gifts Collection

Time-wasting Philosopher Mugs

Explore our quirky mugs collection and find the perfect humorous gift for the contemplative soul who loves their morning brew.

Time-wasting Philosopher Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their space with our expressive pillows, perfect for those who love to relax and daydream about life's mysteries.

Time-wasting Philosopher Prints

Find striking and witty prints that celebrate the thoughtful, creative spirit of the classic time-wasting philosopher, perfect for decorating their favorite space.

Time-wasting Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our fun and witty t-shirts, ideal for the philosophical at heart who enjoys expressing their love for pondering in style.