'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'
Time-out Philosopher Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for the time-out philosopher in your life? Our collection features amusing and insightful items that honor their love for deep thoughts and quiet reflection. Perfect for those who find humor in life’s pauses, these products are ideal for adding a touch of wit and wisdom to their everyday moments. Whether it’s a mug for pondering coffee or a print for their study, find something that resonates with their introspective spirit.
"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."
"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"
"Do you think the birds like me?"
"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."
"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."
"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."
Childhood Screen Addict
'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'
'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'
The Farmer Sutra.
"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"
Children's games and technology
'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'
"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."
'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'
Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'
"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."
The End is Relative
'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'
"You seem very remote."
That's a street lamp, Steve.
Thoughts of Stephen Harper...
"As always he found a way to duck out of working overtime!"
"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."
No crawling sign in the desert.
Caution - Poet at work
"Since you retired, you've gone to pieces!"
"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."
"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."
"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."
Time-out Philosopher Gifts Collection
Time-out Philosopher Mugs
Discover more products perfect for the time-out philosopher on our mugs page, where wit meets reflection in every cup.
Time-out Philosopher Pillows
Browse our pillows to find comfortable, witty designs that suit the introspective and creative spirit.
Time-out Philosopher Prints
View our range of prints for inspiring art that complements the contemplative nature of the philosopher in your life.
Time-out Philosopher T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirts collection for humorous and thoughtful designs that cater to the creative philosopher.