Tempo Philosopher Gifts

Discover unique gifts for those fascinated by philosophical ideas of tempo and time. Our creative range offers funny, insightful, and beautifully designed items that celebrate a love for deep thinking and musical rhythm. Perfect for thinkers, music enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates philosophical humor, these products add a touch of wit and wisdom to everyday life. Whether as a gift or a personal treat, find something that resonates with the tempo philosopher in your life.

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"There's a time and a pace for everything."

"There's a time and a pace for everything." mockup

"There's a time and a pace for everything."

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"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..." mockup

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

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"Can that be right?"

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'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

'I thought time was supposed to be money!' mockup

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

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Snail Coach

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"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up." mockup

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

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"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it." mockup

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

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"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock." mockup

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

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''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?' mockup

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

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'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,' mockup

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

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'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!' mockup

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

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'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?' mockup

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

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Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.' mockup

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

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Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

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'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.' mockup

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

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"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there." mockup

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

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"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..." mockup

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

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Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below. mockup

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

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'Time? Time's relative.'

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"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..." mockup

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

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'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.' mockup

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

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"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'." mockup

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

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Encouragement from Crashed Driver mockup

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

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Almost Your Time.

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A man dreams of a snake

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"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!" mockup

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

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'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.' mockup

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

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'Half past zen.'

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"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days." mockup

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

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'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...' mockup

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'

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Assisted suicide.

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"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!"

"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!" mockup

"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!"

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Tempo Philosopher Gifts Collection

Tempo Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the tempo philosopher with clever designs that start every day with a smile and a thought.

Tempo Philosopher Pillows

Bring philosophical humor into your living space with pillows inspired by tempo and time. Comfort and wit in one perfect package.

Tempo Philosopher Prints

Add a touch of thoughtfulness to your walls with prints inspired by the tempo philosopher. Perfect for sparking conversations and inspiring reflection.

Tempo Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our humorous and thoughtful t-shirts inspired by the ideas of tempo, rhythm, and philosophy. Perfect for anyone who loves to wear their ideas.