Tempo Philosopher Pillows

"There's a time and a pace for everything."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Can that be right?"

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Snail Coach

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

'Time? Time's relative.'

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

Almost Your Time.

A man dreams of a snake

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

'Half past zen.'

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'

Assisted suicide.

"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!"