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"There's a time and a pace for everything."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Can that be right?"

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Snail Coach

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

That's a street lamp, Steve.

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

'Time? Time's relative.'

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

Doing timeout changes a guy.

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

A man dreams of a snake

"Wait, it's Thursday? I thought it was Tuesday! The first day of the rest of my life was supposed to be Wednesday!!"

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

Almost Your Time.

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

'Half past zen.'

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'

Assisted suicide.

"You realise, in cosmological years, we're not very old at all."