Chrono Philosophers T-Shirts

Almost Your Time.

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Can that be right?"

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

The End is Relative

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

House of Cards - Europe.

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

'Time? Time's relative.'

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"I find things go around in cycles."

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

Woman on scales.

'Half past zen.'

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

"We don't kiss butt around here, but we sure bootlick the bottom line."

Assisted suicide.

'Have you got the time?'

Things-could-be-worse-go-round

"It's right now, but what happens when the clocks go forward?"

'Let's review what we never knew and can't recall and then practice our wounded expressions at being left out of the loop.'

Charging Stashun

Man Angry at Clock