Chrono Philosophers Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates deep thinking and philosophical curiosity? Our collection inspired by chrono philosophers blends humor with wisdom, making it an insightful gift for those who ponder life's big questions. Whether they love to contemplate existence or enjoy clever, thought-provoking designs, you’ll find something that sparks their curiosity and warm their heart.

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Almost Your Time.

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"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..." mockup

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

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"Can that be right?"

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'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.' mockup

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

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'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

'I thought time was supposed to be money!' mockup

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

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"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock." mockup

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

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''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?' mockup

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

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Stopping Time in order to Finish Book mockup

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

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Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun. mockup

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

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The End is Relative

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'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?' mockup

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

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House of Cards - Europe.

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Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler! mockup

Yeahhhh, I've goofed-off at the fax machine, laser printer, copier, but I'm a traditionist. Nothing beats the watercooler!

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'Time? Time's relative.'

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"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

"Would it have killed you to shave first?" mockup

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

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Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below. mockup

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

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"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..." mockup

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

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"I find things go around in cycles." mockup

"I find things go around in cycles."

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"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil." mockup

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

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Woman on scales.

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'Half past zen.'

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"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days." mockup

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

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"We don't kiss butt around here, but we sure bootlick the bottom line."

"We don't kiss butt around here, but we sure bootlick the bottom line." mockup

"We don't kiss butt around here, but we sure bootlick the bottom line."

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Assisted suicide.

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'Have you got the time?'

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Things-could-be-worse-go-round

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"It's right now, but what happens when the clocks go forward?"

"It's right now, but what happens when the clocks go forward?" mockup

"It's right now, but what happens when the clocks go forward?"

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'Let's review what we never knew and can't recall and then practice our wounded expressions at being left out of the loop.'

'Let's review what we never knew and can't recall and then practice our wounded expressions at being left out of the loop.' mockup

'Let's review what we never knew and can't recall and then practice our wounded expressions at being left out of the loop.'

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Charging Stashun

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Man Angry at Clock

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Chrono Philosophers Gifts Collection

Chrono Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring fun and clever designs inspired by chrono philosophers — perfect for morning contemplation or daily inspiration.

Chrono Philosophers Pillows

Discover pillows with creative, philosophical designs that bring thoughtful comfort and a touch of wit to any room.

Chrono Philosophers Prints

Browse our inspiring prints inspired by chrono philosophers, designed to spark curiosity and add a thoughtful touch to your decor.

Chrono Philosophers T-Shirts

Check out our selection of t-shirts inspired by the timeless thinkers, combining wit, philosophy, and style for a truly unique wardrobe addition.