Timepiece Philosopher Gifts

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Rock - see you in a million years!

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Can that be right?"

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

Harv works the red shift.

"You're late."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Spiv

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

'Time? Time's relative.'

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

You are what you collect.

Sundial Watch