Timepiece Philosopher Mugs

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Can that be right?"

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

"You're late."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

Harv works the red shift.

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses..."

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

Spiv

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

'Time? Time's relative.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

Little Dutch Boy in an Hourglass

Sundial Watch

You are what you collect.