Time Waster Philosopher Gifts

'And they say we waste our time chasing out tails!'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Can that be right?"

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Childhood Screen Addict

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

Children's games and technology

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"You seem very remote."

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

Bummer Time Streaming

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Half past zen.'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

"If space-time has four dimensions, we can deduce that screen time is the grand unifying theory of everything."

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell.

"I forgot to call in dead."

'Bloody warmongers!'

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

'Have you got the time?'