Time Waster Philosopher Gifts

'And they say we waste our time chasing out tails!'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Can that be right?"

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Children's games and technology

Childhood Screen Addict

"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"You seem very remote."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Bummer Time Streaming

'If the Sun doesn't explode in five billion years, do you realize how foolish we'll look?'

"Sometimes I wish they'd never perfected setless television."

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"All the poetry I have inside me is being eaten by my vampire phone."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

'Bloody warmongers!'

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

'Half past zen.'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

"If space-time has four dimensions, we can deduce that screen time is the grand unifying theory of everything."

"I forgot to call in dead."

First Church: Today's Sermon - Sinners Looking At Their Smartphones Instead of Listening To The Sermon Will Go Straight To Hell.

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

'Have you got the time?'