Time-wasting Wizard Gifts

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"I thought you gave up TV."

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"Home depot."

Newt sale

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

Dustbin monster.

Deadlines, Inc.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

Father Time Management

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

Bummer Time Streaming

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Magic Mushrooms

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

The 60 Hour Gourmet Recipe For People Who Have Time To Spare And Then Some.

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

Time change

These days, he only uses the @#$% thing to change the channel.

"Are we maximizing our time together or minimizing our efforts?"