Time-waster Aficionado Gifts

If you have a friend or loved one who loves to indulge in their favorite pastime of wasting time, we have just the perfect gifts. Our collection features fun and witty items that acknowledge their laid-back, creative spirit. From amusing mugs to quirky t-shirts, find something that truly resonates with their playful approach to life and leisure. Celebrate their passion for taking it slow with our unique selection designed to add humor and personality to their downtime.

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Bummer Time Streaming

Bummer Time Streaming

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Can that be right?"

"Can that be right?"

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

Time Machine Collision.

Time Machine Collision.

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"For God's sake! Let the man have his simple pleasures."

"For God's sake! Let the man have his simple pleasures."

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

Widescreen TV.

Widescreen TV.

Atomic Bear: Part 24

Atomic Bear: Part 24

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Annoyed by slow waiters, the Weltners began bringing skeleton costumes whenever they ate out.

Annoyed by slow waiters, the Weltners began bringing skeleton costumes whenever they ate out.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.

Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

Waiting for home time

Waiting for home time

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

Elwood P. Farnum: Scientist, Mastermid, Time Traveler.

Elwood P. Farnum: Scientist, Mastermid, Time Traveler.

"I cashed in all my small TVs for it."

"I cashed in all my small TVs for it."

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

'We are a committee of clocks, you idiot. What do you mean you forgot to record the minutes?'

'We are a committee of clocks, you idiot. What do you mean you forgot to record the minutes?'

Time-waster Aficionado Gifts Collection

Time-waster Aficionado Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the creative procrastinator in your life. Find humorous designs that make their leisure time even more enjoyable.

Time-waster Aficionado Pillows

Relax and unwind with our amusing pillows that celebrate the art of wasting time. Ideal for adding humor and personality to any space.

Time-waster Aficionado Prints

Find playful and inspiring prints that resonate with their love of leisure and creative downtime. Perfect for decorating their favorite space.

Time-waster Aficionado T-Shirts

Discover our range of witty t-shirts designed for those who love to take it slow. Show off their fun-loving, relaxed attitude with our creative apparel.