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"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Can that be right?"

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"It's a 670 page questionnaire on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"Yes, mother, I'm recharging."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"For God's sake! Let the man have his simple pleasures."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

Too early to begin working on/Too late to do anything about.

"I can fit you in Yesterday."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

Waiting for home time

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

"I cashed in all my small TVs for it."

Elwood P. Farnum: Scientist, Mastermid, Time Traveler.

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

'We are a committee of clocks, you idiot. What do you mean you forgot to record the minutes?'

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."