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'Put that light out!'

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"That's the last of those we're going to get. British censorship, you know."

"Er –pardon, Herr General..."

The Pilsener Pump

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Lord Boothby

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

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'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Jack in the Box

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Abacus.

The Red Baron meets his match.

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"I know your mother."

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."