Wartime Storytelling Fan T-Shirts

"Well, thats buggered that idea"

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Recalculating route..."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Moby Dick

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Ask A Silly Question.

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Frog Prince

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Teacher reading.