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The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yes, all at once!'

"Recalculating route..."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Thomas Hardy

Moby Dick

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Ask A Silly Question.

Upper West Side Story

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

God's Double Whammy.

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Frog Prince

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!