Wartime Storytelling Fan Gifts

"Well, thats buggered that idea"

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Recalculating route..."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

This side is the gag reel.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Moby Dick

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Ask A Silly Question.

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Romulus and Remus

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Bertolt Brecht

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

Siegfried Sassoon

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Actually, I became a psychiatrist because the voices told me to.'

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Get Ahead

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

Frog Prince

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers